Definitions by Unfortunate Businessman

Eton 

A place where a poker was stuck slowly up my arse for four years. The psychological surgery necessary to remove it is pretty damn expensive. Nevertheless, it offers a great education.

Me: Hey Lord Wellesley, have you removed the Eton poker yet?
LW: One of the laity--how quaint!

Eton by Unfortunate Businessman October 30, 2008