Definitions by Unexpecttheexpected
Blokus
Unlike the popular board game, consisting of colorful textiles, this is the act of taking a plastic straw, placing it into someone’s tookus and blowing.
Popular among people who have recently lost their parents, or people who are bored.
Known for turning one’s trauma into nostalgia , or nostalgia into trauma.
Not for the emotionally stable… Or people who like or have parents!
Popular among people who have recently lost their parents, or people who are bored.
Known for turning one’s trauma into nostalgia , or nostalgia into trauma.
Not for the emotionally stable… Or people who like or have parents!
(“Did you hear Pattys parents died?”
“Yeah, she could really could use a Blokus!”)
(“Did you hear what happened to Betsy’s parents after she got a Blokus?”
“Yeahh,they killed themselves! )
“Yeah, she could really could use a Blokus!”)
(“Did you hear what happened to Betsy’s parents after she got a Blokus?”
“Yeahh,they killed themselves! )
Blokus by Unexpecttheexpected May 8, 2026