Definitions by Ulta-Thug MD.

Juiced Jesus 

To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*

Man, Opie from Sons of Anarchy really became a Juiced Jesus in season 4 of the show.

Juiced Jesus by Ulta-Thug MD. June 12, 2015