Definitions by Ugly PUG

Mephat 

A prim and proper bald man who gleefully endures enormous cocks up his ass, constantly smiling and blurting out humorless wisecracks.

Ronny: Wow, that unfunny bald man is really getting fucked by that huge heavy duty cock!!

Davey: I know what a Mephat!!

Mephat by Ugly PUG May 14, 2010