2 definitions by UTTER FUCKING PERFECTION
A person that has a small and deformed dick. *NOTE* said person may also have a fetish that is a combination of bestiality and necrophilia.
Hot Prostitute: Hey Baby, give me your sweet dick so I can get some orgasm.
Lil C(ock): *ZIP* How do you like it now sweet pussy cat?!
Hot prostitute: *GASP* OH MY GOD, YOUR DICK, IT'S SO SMALL AND DEFORMED, wait, lemme look at your phone *snags it for herself*. *GASP OMG, WHY DO I SEE DEAD SQUIREL HENTAI?! NO WAY, YOURE A JEE-HYONG!!!!!!
After that, your imagination can go WILD.
Lil C(ock): *ZIP* How do you like it now sweet pussy cat?!
Hot prostitute: *GASP* OH MY GOD, YOUR DICK, IT'S SO SMALL AND DEFORMED, wait, lemme look at your phone *snags it for herself*. *GASP OMG, WHY DO I SEE DEAD SQUIREL HENTAI?! NO WAY, YOURE A JEE-HYONG!!!!!!
After that, your imagination can go WILD.
by UTTER FUCKING PERFECTION June 13, 2018
Yeah ignore everything else, tim is literally just a name to describe a person. He isn't the juxtaposition of intelligence, good looks, and athleticism that is described by the wretches (whom are likely named Tim) that hide behind the thin veil of confidence or worth granted by their superfluous definition of the name.
Some "unique" snowflake (probably named tim): OMG11!! TIM IS SO HOT AND GOOD AND ATHLETIC YOU SHOULD JUST BOW DOWN TO HIM. NO YOU SOULD JUST KIL URSELF!1!! BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER AMOUNT TO PRODIGIOUSNESS, HOLY SHIT I JUST WANNA SUCK HIS DICK BECAUS HE IS JUST THAT GOOD!!!!
You, me, or some other individual whom displays even a slight pedigree of sentience: "Holy shit what type of fucking retard would take time out of their day to type this noisome, queasy, nauseating, outright offensive degenerate discard. Out of anything they could've done, they decided to jerk themselves off, on the internet, where nobody cares. They didn't even actually jerk themselves off, like nigga, do us all a favor, and decide in doing something productive, maybe consider a trade, go outside, talk to friends, anything other than praising yourself in order to maintain your delicate confidence (or the facade you hide behind)."
You, me, or some other individual whom displays even a slight pedigree of sentience: "Holy shit what type of fucking retard would take time out of their day to type this noisome, queasy, nauseating, outright offensive degenerate discard. Out of anything they could've done, they decided to jerk themselves off, on the internet, where nobody cares. They didn't even actually jerk themselves off, like nigga, do us all a favor, and decide in doing something productive, maybe consider a trade, go outside, talk to friends, anything other than praising yourself in order to maintain your delicate confidence (or the facade you hide behind)."
by UTTER FUCKING PERFECTION March 10, 2020