Definitions by UCONN OWNS TOLEDO, BITCH

UCONN 

Better than you, asshole; 2004 Men's Basketball Champions, 2004 Women's Basketball Champions, and 2004 Motor City Bowl Champions; Toledo's daddy; where the best athletes learn; University of Connecticut

Duke is nowhere near as good as UConn. UConn is the greatest sports team in the world! Toledo got killed by UConn, 39-10.

UCONN by UCONN OWNS TOLEDO, BITCH January 2, 2005

Toledo, Ohio 

The son of UConn. Got killed by UConn in the Motor City Bowl, 39-10.

UConn is Toledo's daddy

Toledo, Ohio by UCONN OWNS TOLEDO, BITCH January 2, 2005