Definitions by Two Bee or Not

Blockade Runner

An episode of flatulence where a person farts while simultaneously holding in a poop. The fart effectively "runs" the "blockade" of fecal matter, thus averting the dreaded shart.

Man I'm really touching cloth, I hope this next fart is a blockade runner or I'm going to poop my pants

Blockade Runner by Two Bee or Not May 7, 2026

Blockade Runner

An episode of flatulence in which a person farts while simultaneously holding in a poop. The fart effectively "runs" the "blockade" of fecal matter, thus avoiding the dreaded shart.

Man I'm really touching cloth, I sure hope this fart is a blockade runner or I'm going to poop my pants.

Blockade Runner by Two Bee or Not May 7, 2026