Tweeter Mosquito's definitions

Metatayshit

The act of moving one's constipated bowels through relaxing meditation.

Asshopper: Master Poo, I haven't taken a decent crap in weeks. Can you please help me?

Master Poo: Come now young Asshopper. I can teach you to lighten your load with the ancient practice of Metatayshit.

by Tweeter Mosquito January 2, 2013