Definitions by Turtles Are Holy

Turtleist 

Turtleists are followers of the Turtleism religion. Turtleists do not believe in any religion besides Turtleism. They worship all turtles and believe that they are holy.

Man: Hey, do you know what religion Guy is?
Lady: Yeah, he's a Turtleist.

Turtleist by Turtles Are Holy August 20, 2011