Definitions by Turtle Momma

Dorkenschmock 

An extreme idiot that is also a dork. This word is also used as a description of someone that has just said something or done something stupid. The word is derived partially from the Yiddish word schmuck.

Andrew, you’re such a dorkenschmock. I can’t believe you almost chopped off your entire hand.

Dorkenschmock by Turtle Momma November 23, 2020