Turtle J.'s definitions

dickmuffin

1. a guy who acts like or is an idiot or it can be a term of affection for your guy who acts like an idiot but you still love him. It is a masculine form of twatwaffle.

That dickmuffin dumped his girl over email.
I forgave my dickmuffin for coming home drunk.

by Turtle J. August 11, 2007