Definitions by Turdmaster flash

Tijuana tex mex 

When you shove drugs up your ass to get through the airport, right after going for Mexican food, and when the Mexican shits come, you end up firing the drugs all over the airport.

I was heading to Florida and got Tijuana tex Mex on the way.

Tijuana tex mex by Turdmaster flash February 21, 2022

turdmented 

Process in which food is formed into poo.

I just got rid of some turdmented Chinese food from 4 days ago, right into the toilet!

turdmented by Turdmaster flash November 17, 2020