2 definitions by Turdmaster flash

turdmented

Process in which food is formed into poo.

I just got rid of some turdmented Chinese food from 4 days ago, right into the toilet!

by Turdmaster flash November 17, 2020

Tijuana tex mex

When you shove drugs up your ass to get through the airport, right after going for Mexican food, and when the Mexican shits come, you end up firing the drugs all over the airport.

I was heading to Florida and got Tijuana tex Mex on the way.

by Turdmaster flash February 21, 2022