poopsmith

n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery

My terlet's all blocked up. Best call the poopsmith.

by Turd Feguson July 01, 2004

terlet

n. Mispronouciation (redneck style) of "toilet"

Took a big old dump in the terlet.

by Turd Feguson July 01, 2004

poopsmithery

n. What a plumber, or "poopsmith" does. Plumbing.

My toilet's busted. Now I'm going to have to shell out big bucks for some excellent poopsmithery.

by Turd Feguson July 01, 2004