Tuny Snigglefritz's definitions

Rod

A spectacular guy who dizzies himself in swivel chairs, brings high-powered bouncy balls to work, builds snowmen in the middle of the driveway, gets mad when he can't see his forehead, and hates green beans. A hazel-eyed, creative, evil genius who has an incomparable ability to make you feel like a woman. If you haven't met a Rod-type yet, your life automatically sucks.

I wish my dad were a rod.

Our daughter's dating Rod and we couldn't be happier.

by Tuny Snigglefritz February 5, 2010