Definitions by Ttirrem ikslahcim

Functionally Fucked 

Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.

Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."

Functionally Fucked by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 28, 2021