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Definitions by Tsen Wrath

(The) Michigan Effect 

If you spend enough time in Michigan, your standard for girls will quickly drop. The sad part is that it lingers for about a week even after you leave Michigan.
"Wow, that girl behind me if pretty hot!"
"Dude, she's 220lbs!!!"
"Oh, must be (The) Michigan Effect... I'll go talk to her"

Lucy Liu Test

This is an unwritten (until now) rule that states that any girl that has anything similar to Lucy Liu is not hot.

ie. Asian girls with freckles.
I don't like your girlfriend.. don't worry. She failed the Lucy Liu Test so i won't have to steal her from you.
Lucy Liu Test by Tsen Wrath January 27, 2011