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Robert

Robert is a person who will probably dream about having sex with u all night and picture u naked in his math classes which is y he fails with it he has the strangest hobbies and u would be unlucky to have a Robert say next to u as he may start picturing things, although him thinking he’s rlly cool when he laughs everyone thinks a cat is dying and whenever he walks past girls they run away so he went bi and moved schools

Girl 1- oh hell yh girl
Girl 2- oh no look who’s coming 😱

Robert- hey

Everyone runs away)

Robert- laughs)
Girl 1- omg there’s a cat in destress help it maya
Girl 2- no that’s just robert

by True pseudonyms 😂 February 9, 2019