Critter: Used to describe someone who has been arrested no less than ten times for petty shit. Someone who is on a first name basis with local police and jail staff. A crackhead, meth-head and/or drug addict. It is rare that drugs are not involved but it does happen. Most often someone who is one step above being homeless. Also someone who will steal your stuff then lie to the cops. Has no more than 5-6 teeth and whose face looks like a coffee cake. Generally works odd job for no more than 2 months due to constant arrest. This is also a person who finds employment through various manual labor temp places like Rent-A-Drunk. Mostly found living with other critters. Usually drives a shitty beat up pickup or a sub-compact Toyota.
Hey dude, check out that guy over, is he walking our way?
Bro, lock your shit. RJ says that guy is a critter.
Mike, look at all those crackheads. I saw a couple of those critters picking up cans and looking through trash being Bob’s Liquor Store.
Hey man, whose the new guy holding sweeping the yard?
You gotta watch that guy, I got him from Rent-A-Drunk, he’s a critter.
Bro, lock your shit. RJ says that guy is a critter.
Mike, look at all those crackheads. I saw a couple of those critters picking up cans and looking through trash being Bob’s Liquor Store.
Hey man, whose the new guy holding sweeping the yard?
You gotta watch that guy, I got him from Rent-A-Drunk, he’s a critter.
by Tronald John Drump October 18, 2021