1 definition by Trixie Mcgee Jones

Fert

describes every awkward situation, awkward hookup, weird sounding fart.

1.Her- He asked if I wanted to "see his little friend"
Me- FERT!

2. Step onto elevator with friend. Everyone crowded around silently. Look over to friend and whisper FERT!

by Trixie Mcgee Jones January 2, 2012