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Sergeant Major is a USMC rank. Once a soldier gets promoted to that rank, the person automatically believes he is great, awesome and sexy and will tell motherfuckers to shut the fuck up because he believes he is granted the power to do so.

“Hey Vegan, Shut the fuck up”

“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps”

“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”

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by Totally not D. Vegan May 09, 2020

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Sergeant Major

Sergeant Major is the military rank in the Army where you are granted the absolute right to be a dickhead

Shut up faggot! Im your Sergeant Major for fucks sake!

by Totally not D. Vegan May 04, 2020

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