Total non-douche's definitions
Stupid ring things that expand the ear lobes in an attempt to make someone look badass, but in reality, fail miserably only to look like a douchebag.
Person 1 - "Hey, guys, I got my ears gauged!"
Persons 1-any - "Shut up douchebag. No cool person likes ear gauging."
Persons 1-any - "Shut up douchebag. No cool person likes ear gauging."
by Total non-douche March 8, 2009
Get the Ear gaugingmug.