Cock liver

The clue is in the name. Someone who has a cock for a liver. The victims insides are usually all messed up.

Doctor- "It appears you are a cock liver"

Mary- "Oh no, now i can't eat cookies"

by Toss pot March 06, 2008

Scabby willy

A crispy, flaky penis often with a very tough forskin.

Laura- "I had sex with Dylan last night, he has a Scabby Willy"
Possum- "Oh no, so does Dan. Did you chew it off?"
Laura- "I tried, his foreskin was so leathery though, it even has warts"

by Toss pot March 02, 2008