Definitions by Torchmark Superhero

Torchmark Fattie 

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

Torchmark Fattie by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009