A man who shows up 40 minutes late, carrying a half-eaten burrito, and somehow convinces everyone it’s your fault he's behind. Owns three power tools, none of which work, but insists he’s “basically an electrician.” Can’t parallel park to save his life but will give you an unsolicited TED Talk on diesel engines. Efraim once started a group chat and then muted it for himself. Probably wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s ironic.
“Bro, this guy showed up an hour late with a gas station sandwich and tried to fix the outlet with a butter knife — total Efraim move.”
by ToolbeltMessiah May 19, 2025