Definitions by Too Cool for School

planting a potato 

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

planting a potato by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

Andres 

Ultra Amazing and Sexy. Also great friend,boyfriend,best friend,and kisser. Loves to play games. Trust worthy and brings life to parties.

Man, I want to be an Andres.

That guy is an Andres.

Andres by TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL October 16, 2013