Too Cool for School 's definitions

planting a potato

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

Andres

Ultra Amazing and Sexy. Also great friend,boyfriend,best friend,and kisser. Loves to play games. Trust worthy and brings life to parties.

Man, I want to be an Andres.

That guy is an Andres.

by TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL October 16, 2013