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Lazy Wank
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When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you
roll
to the edge of the bed and
bash
your
meat
till you dribble man porridge on the floor.
I had a
lazy
wank
last
night
.
Lazy Wank
by
Tone Leigh
January 13, 2023
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