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Definitions by Tommy Twelve Inch (TTI)

Mr. Kinney 

A high school geography teacher who likes to beat off on his webcam to undercover cops posing as 12 year old girls.
Bro 1: Dude did you hear Mr. Kinney was arrested and charged because he wanted to finger fuck and subsequently plow Vanessa’s little sister?

Bro 2: Damn bro, it’s no wonder I got a B in geography. Me sad.

Bro 1: Word

TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) 

TTI is an acronym for “Tommy Twelve Inch.” Tommy Weiner, aka TTI attended Arrowhead High School and is known county wide as having a foot-long cock that dangles lightly above his knee cap.
Did you see that Kate is now is a wheelchair? Yeah man, I think TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) devastated her box with his mammoth cock.

FMGDATIBO 

Fuck my god damn ass til I bleed out
I’m feeling kind of blue, Jimmy. Maybe to cheer me up, you could FMGDATIBO if you didn’t mind. Oh my fuuuucking god coach!!!! Mmmm yummy yum yum!!!!