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Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

by Tom from March 27, 2007

manly nipple sex

A synonym for chest bump, usually used sarcastically or to dissuade another man.

Bob: "Woo go team YEAH! Get over here Dylan!"

Dylan: "Woo it's manly nipple sex time YEAH!"

Bob: "...Uh, that's cool Dylan, you can just stay over there."

by Tom from November 1, 2008

plow the back forty

A very old way of saying "have sex", "tap", or "fuck", rarely in use today.

After he donated blood, the nurse told the man not to plow the back forty for 72 hours.

by Tom from December 9, 2008

Plow the Back Forty

A very old way of saying "have sex", "tap", or "fuck", rarely in use today.

After he donated blood, the nurse told the man not to plow the back forty for 72 hours.

by Tom from April 10, 2008