Tom McLean's definitions

vajazz

Pejorative synonym for the genre of so-called "smooth jazz," or "easy-listening jazz" often encountered in office settings, elevators and community-sponsored "Jazzfests." Derived from the combination of "vagina" with "jazz." Music intended to soothe the listener, but inevitably causing paradoxical anger in most.

"I was stuck in the dentist's chair for an hour listening to the worst vajazz I've ever heard."

by Tom McLean October 7, 2007