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One of the best guitarist for the best band ever! His actual name is Russ Parrish and yeah. He plays for Steel Panther, a comical glam metal band with humorous lyrics..some say that their lyrics are annoying or offensive, but it's all for metal so it's good. Satchel gets a ton of pussy and (according to him) has a 5.5 inch dicc. He's amazing and thicccccc asf.
Michael: "State your name"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"
"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"
"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"
by Tom Landon Hoppus January 13, 2020
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