Todd Martin's definitions

Ghost Kiss

The vaginal print made from, condensation left on a chair, or workout bench

Oh look Dave, she must have just been sitting on this bench, she left a ghost kiss

by Todd Martin January 28, 2026

nugget baller

When you have one chicken nugget left and a full serving of bbq sauce

I was down to my last Mcnugget , then found a full cup of bbq sauce. I felt like a nugget baller

by Todd Martin April 8, 2016