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If everyone calls you Luke, and your name isn’t actually Lucas, your parents are probably bible thumpers or millennials. Regardless if its Luke and not Lucas your probably a complete failure. The name Lucas fucks, and it fucks hard.
We were at the party for ten or fifteen minutes until Lucas pulled up with a fifth of whiskey and two blondes.
by Tminus Pecker November 23, 2021
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