TittyLick Magee's definitions

Party

A social gathering, in which people of relatively the same age group(most commonly), get together and participate in derogatory actions such as drinking in excess, use of illegal narcotics, and unprotected sex, usually throughout the night. Consiquences of such profane acts may result in projectile vomitting, admission to the emergency room, potentially parenting a child, the clap, an unbearable rash and a wonderful fucking time.

I snorted copious amounts of unknown powders off of that prostitutes buttcheeks lastnight at that party, despite awaking to a horrible rash on my genitalia, i had a great time

by TittyLick Magee February 16, 2014