2 definitions by Tisiphone Nyx

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.
Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”
by Tisiphone Nyx April 24, 2018
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A person who acts like other people don’t matter as much as they do; a person who does not care if their actions or words are rude, offensive, or ruin someone’s day.
A customer is very rude and demanding to the Service Desk attendant at the store. After she is gone, the attendant’s coworker walks up and says, “That customer was such a snubsnoot!”
by Tisiphone Nyx April 21, 2018
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