1 definition by Timmy Teeback for Heisman

Similar to natural selection. Usually, it is a stupid decision that greatly harms the one who made the decision and slightly harms those around him.
Newspaper Headline: "NFL WR shoots team in foot, self in thigh. Total Plaxident."

Billy Bob: Hey, did you hear what happened to your boy Griz?

Sam: Yeah, he was getting head while making a homemade bomb and lost the side of his face. Complete Plaxident.

by Timmy Teeback for Heisman December 1, 2008
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