Definitions by Timmy Bonjangle Schmidt

Shelly

Shelly is the girlfriend that you took for granted. When you break up with her, her sexiness will drive you crazy. Stay with Shelly!

Dumbass: Finally!! I broke up with Shelly so I can go out with Jessica!!

Dumbass(two weeks later): Shit man... I broke up with Shelly... FML

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