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Toothy Dave is the Tooh boy. He is the toothiest boy there is. He chews rocks like they’re gummy bears and his molars are political prisoners plotting a coup. Tooth Jesus.
“Yeah, I worship Toothy Dave”
“Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave!”
“Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave!”
by Timmy Asshole October 10, 2025
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