Time Traveling Spanish Ninja's definitions

Luitjens

A person who is awesome and likes to use the Alaskan pipeline method. They tend to love computers and be part robot. They also tend to date girls who's name starts with C's and love making pizza in the oven.

Person one, "Oh cwap! wtf is he doing with that condom?!?!"
Person two, "Hes a Luitjens.."
Person one, "Oh ok, that makes sense now..."

by Time Traveling Spanish Ninja March 13, 2010