Definitions by Tibbz and Steika

Taint Slapper

A move where a male does not actually enter either holes and slaps somewhere in the middle, i.e. the taint.

Usually happens at high speeds and popular among the motorcycling community.

"So I was going wide open, pulled it out, and did a serious taint slapper."

Taint Slapper by Tibbz and Steika August 21, 2008