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One of the biggest Facebook car clubs based around Mini Coopers. Usually has some civil talk (most of the civil talk is in Modified Minis group)

But MINI Unfiltered is a lot of funny Mini based memes and shit posting on how R53 is better than the R56 and how the F56 looks like a whale.

On Nov 12, 2018 all hell broke loose when one of the man bun wielding Starbucks admin's car was hit by a deer and felt his man hood was threatened by another member of MINI Unfiltered, who this admin kept banning without providing any proof of these claims he made about this Member.

Upon not being able to provide proof, there is also an assumed conspiracy theory that this Admind hit the deer with his Mini Cooper since he could not provide proof of his Dyno runs showing the power he made in his said Mini.

Following further claims on this incident. Its rumored from another MINI Unfiltered Adming that the Starbucks Unfiltered Admin might have hit the deer when he was receiving services and veered off the road when a person mumbled the banned members name. The banned meme making member has been reinstated in the group and a PSA was made on said subject.
Man, did you see that meme Brandon made on MINI Unfiltered about why the N14 is bad? That shit was Fuego.
by Thunderdick The Impaler November 13, 2018
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Pronounced Ay-Vuh Bomber but really should be E.V.A. Bomber, no idea who thought the name should sound like Neon Genesis. But each is to their own. One of the few proven Mini Coopers over 400whp. Owner uses the name as a pseudonym in Facebook groups. Super troll, banned from FB 60% of the time. The Eva Bomber, just like Mini Unfiltered Starbucks admins junk. It's only up and running 10% of the time. The other 90% it's in pieces. The only known predator to the EVA is 1320Mini, but 1320Mini ghosts harder than I do on my tinder dates.

Most of the EVA parts are custom made by Revolution Mini Works (RMW) along with the tuning as well.
"Did you see some one try to call out EVA Bomber on how they made 300hp on mostly bolt ons?"

"Probably not, he has another 30 day ban on Facebook for trolling some guys girlfriend."
by Thunderdick The Impaler November 13, 2018
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