Definitions by Thow Shalt not

Rylan Oliveri

1. An unsexy beast who accepts being penetrated by anyone
2. Loves cream that lacks "organic". Can be anyone but preferably male
3. Gets rejected even by free strip clubs

That there is a Rylan Oliveri

Rylan Oliveri by Thow Shalt not October 10, 2018

Shocked 

To get your slammed so hard you wake up pregnant and shacking

I woke up and was Shocked

Shocked by Thow Shalt not September 24, 2018