Alleft

Person 1: I'm watching TV.
Person 2: Alright.
Person 1: Alleft.
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Life Knitting

When someone notices things you do often, they have noticed your "life knitting". Because knitting has patterns.
Person 1: You know, you say "shhh" a lot.
Person 2: You must know me really well!

Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!
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