Thomas Frick's definitions

The Haunted Mask

When a man ejaculates all over someone's face, and then lets the semen dry. Over time it becomes solid, and then is pulled off as a mask.

"What are you gonna be for Halloween? " "I don't know, but if you're lucky you can get the haunted mask!"

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Tequila Mockingbird

Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.

I'm trying to actually listen to this song, but all these Tequila Mockingbirds are too damn loud.

by Thomas Frick March 27, 2008

Emotional support spit

When you are too exhausted and can't get off so you start to fuck her from behind pull out and spit on her back so she doesn't feel bad that you didn't get off

Bro, so I was fucking this chick after being out all night hitting the slopes and I couldn't get off so I started fucking her doggy style and then did a emotional support spit because I didn't want her to feel bad that I didn't get off.

by Thomas Frick July 27, 2025

The Devil's Fingernails

When a lady wears a skirt that is too short and her butt cheeks hang out of the bottom.

I was about to pass on this chick but the devil's fingernails got me...

by Thomas Frick July 29, 2025

Randy Savage Sack Lunch

When a man has his testicles in someone's mouth and they do an impression of Macho Man Randy Savage's voice saying "oh yeah," or other phrases. The sheer ridiculousness of the voice causes a vibrating sensation on the testes.

What did your mom pack in your lunchbox? Cause she gave me a Randy Savage Sack Lunch last night.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Gooch On The Cob

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.

My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.

by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008