Definitions by Thiswillruinmyfuture89

Internet archive 

The greatest website on the internet (not to be confused with themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.com)
It has old deleted websites and old deleted videos so it’s like YouTube or PornHub but it’s all old deleted stuff and no pornography

The people in paris: Yo where did you get that old website from?
JonTron: the internet archive .
My singing monsters dev: yo...
James Rolfe: I HAVE A MF BONER
Rusty Cage; yo...

Internet archive by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 27, 2021

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks 

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021