1 definition by ThisBetterBloodyWellBeUnique

A male who has an irrational fear of having a penis or other large object shoved through his sphincter muscle
OR
A female who has an irrational fear of other woman who pretend they want to have sex with woman, but who really want other woman to spend endless hours with them, discussing their hatred of men.
Oh, so you're determined to have your own point of view - OK then - you miserable homophobe
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