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National suck a dick day

National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.

Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.

Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request

Person 2: oh okay.

by This is Patrick June 25, 2019