2 definitions by Thirrrst god

A man (boy) hybrid who enjoys the essence of everything cringy and will poison you in every inch of your body with his cringiness.
*dabs behind the head at asian buffet* *continues to eat cherry covered bananas* Michael... You are the cringe king...
by Thirrrst god January 12, 2018
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A person who wants to fuck every female he encounters
"Hey, how was work?"

"It was fine but I saw this girl with a huge ass.."
"Calm down you fucking thirstgod lookin ass bitch!"
by Thirrrst god April 27, 2019
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