My co-worker is the biggest boomarang around. I was talking with him about some new cars I was looking at, and what I want ed in the car, and it ended with him talking about all the stuff he wants in a car. I then remembered a conversation we were having about beer, and after I mentioned I like IPA''s, it turn too "I can't drink those IPA's, too hoppy. I need a lager or pilsner.
by There's s no I in Urban November 18, 2017
“So, we had a fight 2 weeks ago and then I had to go on a business trip. I get home today and she’s gone. I didn’t see this coming.”
“She Sally Anne Cavanaugh’d you.”
“She what?”
“Sally Anne Cavanaugh’d you. MOVE’d OUT! So you’re sayin she moved out?”
“She Sally Anne Cavanaugh’d you.”
“She what?”
“Sally Anne Cavanaugh’d you. MOVE’d OUT! So you’re sayin she moved out?”
by There's s no I in Urban April 24, 2023
A mix of wet paint and paint that is starting to dry.
Where you see it.
1) when stirring the little bit of paint at the bottom of a 5 galllon bucket of paint.
2) when it’s left in the pan and you dry to mix new paint with stuff that’s starting to dry. You roll it on a wall and you get those little slimy particles on the wall.
Where you see it.
1) when stirring the little bit of paint at the bottom of a 5 galllon bucket of paint.
2) when it’s left in the pan and you dry to mix new paint with stuff that’s starting to dry. You roll it on a wall and you get those little slimy particles on the wall.
1) “I’ve been stirring this bucket and there’s a lot of paint fat mixing in.”
2) Her: “Ahh, that’s rolling terribly on the wall!”
Him: “Well, we left the pan out and I mixed new paint, and you get paint fat.”
Her: “Paint fat?”
Him: “Yeah, paint fat. It’s the excess paint, like fat.”
Her: “Well, fix it!”
2) Her: “Ahh, that’s rolling terribly on the wall!”
Him: “Well, we left the pan out and I mixed new paint, and you get paint fat.”
Her: “Paint fat?”
Him: “Yeah, paint fat. It’s the excess paint, like fat.”
Her: “Well, fix it!”
by There's s no I in Urban July 23, 2023