Theocanning's definitions
1. A dangerously attractive human whose smile has been proven to cause heart palpitations, accidental compliments, and mild identity crises.
2. Makes your drop all moral standards and think of questionable things to do in the bedroom
3. The girl who could wear pyjama's to a formal event and still outshine the whole room. She’s funny, smart, and has the unique ability to roast you lovingly while stealing your heart.
4. Livs don’t chase — they attract. If you’ve got a Liv in your life, cancel your weekend plans… you’ve already peaked.
5. If you end up leaving a Liv just be prepared to start bouldering or going to the gym because you need something to fill the massive gap in your heart.
2. Makes your drop all moral standards and think of questionable things to do in the bedroom
3. The girl who could wear pyjama's to a formal event and still outshine the whole room. She’s funny, smart, and has the unique ability to roast you lovingly while stealing your heart.
4. Livs don’t chase — they attract. If you’ve got a Liv in your life, cancel your weekend plans… you’ve already peaked.
5. If you end up leaving a Liv just be prepared to start bouldering or going to the gym because you need something to fill the massive gap in your heart.
“Bro, I met this girl last night… her name’s Liv.”
“You’re done for. Start planning the wedding or your heartbreak playlist.”
“You’re done for. Start planning the wedding or your heartbreak playlist.”
by Theocanning July 29, 2025
Get the Livmug.