The_Real_Terry's definitions

deodorugget

any clump of deodorant which somehow comes into existence and hangs in one's armpit hair, sometimes to detach and fall down a shirt or self-sprinkle out of one's sleeve. Such a fallen deodorugget, in the manner of meteor/meteorite, may be called a deodoruggetite.

(portmanteau word blend of "deodorant" and "nugget")

(n)("dee-OH-dur-UGG-et")

What's this white crap on the rug? Oh gross, it's a deodorugget someone stepped on --nasty!

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In the shower, Eric was shocked at the number of deodoruggets he discovered clinging to his armpit hair. This led to metaphysical musing about whether the solar system or indeed the whole universe might really just be deodoruggets rolled up in the armpit of some giant cosmic being.

by The_Real_Terry September 20, 2020

roobah

roobah (n)(ROO-bah or ROO-buh): A fictional form of rural Australian mass transit in which a giant kangaroo (a "roo") lets passengers ride in her abdominal pouch as if riding a bus (a "bah" --from "bus") popularized by a 2020 episode of late night Cartoon Network series "YOLO Crystal Fantasy." As the roobah jumped along the road with pouch-passengers aboard, voice and text on screen repeatedly said "ROOBAH, ROOBAH, ROOBAH."

(In Australian accent) "Sarah, the car's out; 'ow are whe gonna git to the Terry Cup match now?"
(In Australian accent) "Oheh yeh, we'll 'ave to tayke the roobah then."

by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020

Keuregglect

Keuregglect: a portmanteau (blend) of the words "Keurig" (the famed K-cup coffee machines) and "neglect" (carelessness, lack of attention to). Examples of Keurigglect include: 1.) never-changing the residual water in the tank so that eventually this water becomes viscious and germy, or 2.) leaving the spent K-cup in the holder after use. ("koo-reh-GLEKT")(n, v)(adj: Keurigglectful "koo-reh-GLEKT-ful")

The teachers' lounge Keurig had a nasty, moldy K-cup stuck in the holder because someone in a moment of Keuregglect left their K-cup in there on the last day of school and there it sat, mouldering, all summer. That was really Keurigglectful.

by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020

within whack

within whack (wyth-IN WACK)(adj pr): In order, within specifications, nominal --"lost positive" phrase opposite of "out of whack."

"This engine was way out of whack, but after repairs, it's well 'within whack' now."

by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020