The_Real_Terry's definitions
Keuregglect: a portmanteau (blend) of the words "Keurig" (the famed K-cup coffee machines) and "neglect" (carelessness, lack of attention to). Examples of Keurigglect include: 1.) never-changing the residual water in the tank so that eventually this water becomes viscious and germy, or 2.) leaving the spent K-cup in the holder after use. ("koo-reh-GLEKT")(n, v)(adj: Keurigglectful "koo-reh-GLEKT-ful")
The teachers' lounge Keurig had a nasty, moldy K-cup stuck in the holder because someone in a moment of Keuregglect left their K-cup in there on the last day of school and there it sat, mouldering, all summer. That was really Keurigglectful.
by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020
Get the Keuregglectmug. crinkly wink: a view of someone's anus, particularly if puckered shut and resembling an asterisk (*). (KRIN-kul-lee WINK)(n)
"Yuck! Dude bent over in the locker room and I got a crinkly wink; how do I unsee that? Damn, now I need eyebleach."
by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020
Get the crinkly winkmug. CTFD: An intialism for "Calm The Fuck Down" mosty used in chat forums and email, but having some leakage to vernacular usage. (see-tee-eff-dee)(emphatic)
"During the CoVid-19 lockdown panic with all of those empty shelves in the supermarkets, I wanted managers to put up signs link, 'Attention customers: please CTFD, you don't need to buy 25 rolls of toilet paper'."
by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020
Get the CTFDmug. any clump of deodorant which somehow comes into existence and hangs in one's armpit hair, sometimes to detach and fall down a shirt or self-sprinkle out of one's sleeve. Such a fallen deodorugget, in the manner of meteor/meteorite, may be called a deodoruggetite.
(portmanteau word blend of "deodorant" and "nugget")
(n)("dee-OH-dur-UGG-et")
(portmanteau word blend of "deodorant" and "nugget")
(n)("dee-OH-dur-UGG-et")
What's this white crap on the rug? Oh gross, it's a deodorugget someone stepped on --nasty!
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In the shower, Eric was shocked at the number of deodoruggets he discovered clinging to his armpit hair. This led to metaphysical musing about whether the solar system or indeed the whole universe might really just be deodoruggets rolled up in the armpit of some giant cosmic being.
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In the shower, Eric was shocked at the number of deodoruggets he discovered clinging to his armpit hair. This led to metaphysical musing about whether the solar system or indeed the whole universe might really just be deodoruggets rolled up in the armpit of some giant cosmic being.
by The_Real_Terry September 20, 2020
Get the deodoruggetmug.